Jennifer Aniston

...Jessica Simpson

Take that Nick Lachey...is probably what Jessica Simpson is REALLY thinking now. Why? Well just a week, about a week, after her ex announced that he was engaged to long term gal pal Vanessa Minillo, Jessica's reps are confirming that she too is engaged to boyfriend, former NFL player, Eric Johnson. Jessica took some heat for dating Eric because he was not yet divorced from his wife when he was spotted dating Jessica. The divorce has since been filed, in January, and made official,last month, so the two can move on and start their happy lives on marriage number 2. I do see them probably lasting longer than Nick and Vanessa, but who knows really. I wonder who will have the bigger better wedding? It should be Jessica, that seems to be her thing, no matter what her down home country accent may lead us to think. Most likely the tabloids will be all over both weddings but again Jessica's will probably get more coverage, because she's active and more relevant than Nick, he has no fashion line or cosmetic line. Either way both are getting married and all that jazz but no matter what we will always think Jessica got the last laugh. Also this totally sucks and gives hope for Jennifer Aniston. Jessica dated John Mayer once, and now she's getting married.Yay Jennifer, hope for you to start marriage number 2 as well. Digit Up to Jessica Simpson.

...Courteney Cox

Courteney Cox and David Arquette have decided to get a divorce after 11 years of marriage. The couple released a rather lengthy statement, "We have agreed to a trial separation that dates back for some time. The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply. As we go though this process we are determined to use kindness and understanding to get through this together. We are comfortable with the boundaries that we have established for each other during this separation and we hope that our friends, family, fans and the media also show us respect, dignity, understanding and love at this time as well." I was saddened by this news, I thought they were going to make it. Then this burst of happiness exploded inside of me. Think of all of the fun stories we will be reading about when Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox go to the clubs and hang out and start living the real Cougar Town life! Can you imagine that? This is going to be perfect. Of course this may not happen for a year or so but when it happens I will be there. So really when you think about it there are 2 winners, Us and Jennifer Aniston. I am going to give this a Digit Down because divorce is not cool, but I am going to be secretly giving it a Digit Up in my head.