Khloe Kardashian

...The Kardashians

I thought the day was slow, but here we go. Can you say LAWSUIT? Good. The Kardashian sisters are being sued. The Fresno Bee reports that Revenue Resource Group LLC filed suit in Fresno County Superior Court against Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian. Why? Well remember that shotty, yep that is the word I want to use, debit "kard" that featured their faces and whatnot on them? Well the sisters signed up for it and loved the idea of being paid to push a product. But when everyone read the fine lines and called them out on their "predatory" card they backed out of the project 3 weeks after it launched. The company's lawsuit claims they broke their contract and cost company at least $75 million in losses. Kris and their company, Dash Dolls LLC, are also named in the suit. We all know that Kris is the reader of the family, the reader of anything longer than a standard 5 line text message that is, and she is very money hungry, pawning her daughters off on any athlete with a huge contract and lots of endorsements. Could this be their just desserts? I highly doubt the case will go to court and if it does somehow they may wiggle their way out of it. The most they may receive is a smaller amount to pay. No matter what they have money, but not enough to cover &5 million. A broke Kardashian, possible...very possible, Rob Kardashian. I am giving the Kardashians a Digit Down for not being able to read.

...Khloe Kardashian

The Bull-Moose one of the sisters is getting a show of her own, with her husband. She and Lamar are getting their own reality show, which will be sort of like the Newlyweds, which worked out very well for Nick and Jessica. I am not a Kardashian fan, of course, and I do not know why they need another show at all, their current ones bore me, but here we go again. Khole is the only sister to keep a man, a man worth keeping, and she pretty much has her stuff together. I am not sure what the show will feature because the sisters are always together! It is like each Kardashian house has its own camera crew and each show just features a different house with a guest appearance from another house. Of course this is how they make their money and this is what they do so until we say boo they will keep forcing it down our throats. I will not be watching anything Kardashian this year. How will I be doing this? Easily, I will just not watch E! of course. I am giving Khole Kardashian a Digit Down for keeping the Kardashians on television evermore.