...Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher is now the highest paid actor on television, tied with Hugh Laurie of House fame. They both earn $700,000 an episode. I understand why Hugh makes big bucks, he is a proven success, but I do not understand why Ashton makes the same amount. He has not been on a hit show in years. He was on That 70's Show, but he was only a "star" because of his looks. His acting his horrible. He created and hosted "Punk'd, but he did not do much, just narrated and show up at the end. So why is he earning so much? His co-stars earn much less and they have been on the show from the start. This could be considered a F U to Charlie Sheen, though he was making roughly $2 million an episode before before he was fired. The show will have one good season and then it will possibly be cancelled, if the fans decide to stick around that long. I am giving him and I guess the producers of the show a Digit Down.

...Men

A recent survery conducted by AskMen.com asked 70,000 men from the United States, Canada, England, and Australia. When asked which female public figure they were most tired of hearing about, the men were presented with the following choices, and the results were as follows:

29% Lady Gaga
25% Sarah Palin
17% Kim Kardashian
15% Lindsay Lohan
3% Kate Middleton
3% Pippa Middleton
8% None of the above

When asked the same question about males they were most sick of seeing in the spotlight, the results were as follows:

47% Justin Bieber
20% Charlie Sheen
12% Barack Obama
8% Donald Trump
4% Prince William
3% Mark Zuckerberg
0% Arnold Schwarzenegger
6% None of the above

I will have to agree withthese men, for the most part. Though personally I am more tired of hearign about Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber overall, they got the jist of everything correct. I am going to have to give Men a Digit Up.

...Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen's winning days me be behind him. His comedy tour "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option" started off pretty rocky. He was booed and heckled and abandoned by the crowd in Detroit, Michigan's Fox Theater. People from the audience were pissed! Bob Orlowski said, "No way the show makes it through all the dates. He's not suited for this." Sheen was 1st booed when he said he thought Detroit would be a good place to talk about cocaine. He brought out his goddess, which brought cheers. They kissed, which brought on more cheers. Shortly after that though he was booed by a man, Sheen replied, "I've already got your money, dude." Linda Furgate paid $150 for 2 tickets. After leaving the show early she said, "I want my money back!" After he was repeatedly booed he tried to calm the crowd down by saying, "Come on, guys. You paid to see me. You gave me your hard-earned money without knowing what this fucking show was about. I'm here now ... and I'm willing to open up."
All in all it sounds pretty rough. Why would you pay that much to see Charlie Sheen though? He is not a stand up comedian by any means, he is an actor. He was an actor on a sitcom, not a funny one either, and he will be an actor after that. This is good news for those who want Charlie to fail or just want him to get help. Maybe this will be the reality check he needs to get better, but I am doubting it. This is also bad because this could make Sheen want to do more drugs to forget what he just went through. Either way this is not going to end well. I am giving Charlie Sheen a Digit Down.

...Chris Brown

Who gets mad at Robin Roberts? Who yells at producers shirtless? Who breaks a window at Good Morning America? Chris Brown. So far since he has become a dumb blonde he has had a nude picture "leaked" out to the world, which he says was not a publicity stunt..*cough*, and he has gone off on "Good Morning America". What is next, a drinking and driving related accident? As you watch the video below, watch how Robin ask questions and how Chris tries to avoid them with the typical P.R. moves that he has probably practiced in the last 2 years.

Now of course you can see why he was somewhat upset, but he also has to realize that this is going to be his life until he does something else major, good or bad, and even then this will always be a question he will get asked. I do not think it warranted him breaking a window and yelling at the producer of the segment, that was juvenile and makes that anger management class look like a failure. After his incident he took to Twitter and Tweeted, "I'm so over people bringing this past shit up!!! Yet we praise Charlie sheen and other celebs..." Though he makes a point, Charlie Sheen is being punished in his way, and Chris in his. Chris is being given a second chance and he should appreciate it. Charlie has a father who is loved throughout Hollywood and there is no real proof of the claims of anything Charlie has done, most of it is here say. Chris on the other hand had that picture of Rihanna shown around the world and it made him look like a monster. For everyone who supports what Charlie Sheen is doing ans is making jokes about Charlie being Charlie, there will be those fans who will stick by Chris and those who will say that is just Chris being Chris. No excuses in my book, both are a mess. Chris has had anger management and apparently that only helped so much. Get your act together kiddo. You just got your restraining order relaxed but you might have just violated your probation by going on your little temper tantrum. I am giving Chris Brown a Digit Down.

...Charlie Sheen

WINNING! Is one of my favorite things to say, but is Charlie Sheen losing? Only Dr. Drew wants to know this. Why? Well today Charlie Sheen was officially fired from his job on "Two and A Half Men". Warner Bros. Television released this statement, "After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on 'Two and a Half Men,' effective immediately. Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season. Charlie was either upset or peeved by the news, this was his response, "I got a text or something. Here's another thing -- these guys are such yellow cockroaches that they didn't even have the decency to call me. I put 5 bill[ion] in their cheap suit pockets and another half a bil' in what's-his-cheese's pockets and this is the... respect I get? It's just deplorable and they should be ashamed of themselves!" He blamed the firing on his bosses not understanding the actor rather than on his recent media blitz saying, "Whatever. I guess if you can't process a guy, or realize his value, you must terminate him. That's real high-brow thinking, really evolved thinking. I don't know. It is what it is. I'm more worried about my children [Bob and Max] right now than any of this nonsense, you know." What is next for Charlie? Maybe a major lawsuit, "They exercised such a cheap move and [this is] so silly and so transparent and... it's so juvenile. It is the work of infants. It is the work of silly infants and it's just -- if this is what it had to come to, to get me out of those silly shirts, then so be it. So maybe I'll wear one, just on the final day when I go and remove all of their bazillions." I understand why he was fired, but I think there was a better way to handle this. I would have let him finish the season, he would have "moved away" or "died" at the end of the season, just to have everything come together a little better when they introduce a new character to replace him. I just hope that they do not get a new character to replace him who will be playing him. How later and dumb would that be? I did not like it when they did it on "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air", and even though I do not watch this shows, never....not even once, I will not like it here either. Everyone is trying to make money off of Charlie. Every entertainment news outlet is all over this. His life: his past, his present, his future. Shirts, mugs, etc. are using his phrases to sell as much merchandise as possible. I believe Charlie wanted to leave, he was over this show and he was just in it for the money now. I see this show just ending. Lots of money will be lost and Charlie will probably receive some of the money that he is seeking, though that contract could have a lot of loopholes or some iron clad clauses. What makes things worse is when Charlie was in trouble in Colorado for allegedly hitting his wife, holding a knife to her neck and threatening to kill her, the studio and the producers stood by him. Now he goes on a few rants and insults them and they fire him. That says a lot about them and who they really care about...themselves. I am giving Charlie Sheen a Digit Up because no matter what he did, and he did A LOT, he was always himself, good or bad.

...Charlie Sheen

I have no words that can express how awesomely funny Charlie Sheen was Monday. He was all over the tube talking here and there about his life and his recent problems. I learned that he has "Adonis DNA and Tiger Blood" and that he wants $3 million per episode and an apology from CBS or else he is walking from the show. Look at these clips. Maybe he is bi polar, maybe he was being "funny".


Either way he is clean and sober, according tot he test. Doing drugs for a long time does cause long term brain damage and maybe that is what we are seeing right now. I am going to give Charlie a Digit Up though because I have a feeling he is messing with all of us.

...Two And A Half Men

CBS has decided to cancel Two and a Half Men for the rest of the season after Charlie Sheen made some rather interesting comments earlier Thursday morning on a The Alex Jones Show. This is what he said: "I was told if I went on the attack, they would cancel the show and all that and so I'm just sort of seeing if they're telling the truth or not. Are they happy with the $5 billion they already made off me or do they think they can turn it into $10 [billion] in a couple more seasons?" Charlie continued. "I'm just saying, you know [the show] is a runaway freakin' juggernaut. Do what you've gotta do -- I'll go make movies with superstars and not work with idiots" In response later that evening CBS ans Warner Brothers said, "Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season." This is major. The crew of the show was already pissed with Charlie for them not getting paid for the 2 weeks they were suspended for him to go through "rehab". He said he would pay a portion of the crew's wages while they were off. I wonder if he will keep that promise now! Is this a surprise? We all know who Carlie Sheen is and they should too. I bet CBS is regretting the almost $2 million per episode contract they gave him because now he can pretty much do whatever he wants and still get paid. The ball is in his court though and it is up tot him if he wants the show to go on. If the show is cancelled he has enough money to life happily ever after and like he said he can go off and do movies, although it may be harder with his recent string of activity. Still I am not a fan of the show but it is hugely popular and I am sure fans will be upset that it is cancelled. Hard ball or not no one wins in the end. Digit Down.

...Brooke Mueller

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen will be officially divorced on May 2nd of this year. In California divorces become official 6 months after they are filed. Anyway.. She will get $55,000 in child support, the same as Charlie's other ex Denise Richards. In their divorce papers it says that her support can never be less than that of Richards'. She will not get spousal support, she passed on it, instead she will receive $757,698.70 in cash and $1 million for their home valued at $6.4 million, that Charlie will be keeping. She gets to keep the Mercedes, their home in the Los Angeles neighborhood Los Feliz and $45,000 in moving expenses. Charlie gets their Four Seasons Club timeshare, but she has permission to use one week out of each year. This all seems fair, but I think she could have come away with SO much more, SO much more. The child support will add up to, if it stays current, $11,220,000 million by the time they are 18, that is major money. The cash she gets will be gone in a year or so, the car will be gone in that same time and the $1 million will not last in L.A. that long. I feel as if she could have gotten maybe 2 years of alimony at a rate of many $50-$75,000 a month. That would have helped her out a little. I assume that she will sell her story and do many interviews about her life with Charlie, who knows. I am still giving her a Digit Down because she got the short end of this divorce stick if you ask me.

..Divorce?

It seems like today everything was just divorce divorce divorce! Let us look at them all.

-The Minnesota Vikings let Randy Moss go today after he failed to live up to their expectations. I do believe that 2 things helped them make up their mind. Yesterday he was thrown a ball that fell about 3 yards in font of him, but he had already started slowing down and he could have easily made that catch and ran it in for a touchdown. After the game he gave a very direct speech to the press about how he would no longer take questions from them and how he would ask and answer his own questions. Today the Vikings just said "eh" and let him go.

-Courteny Cox said she was NOT getting a divorce. Well she said this actually, I don't know what will happen, but this is not like we're getting divorced. This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage . . . Whatever is supposed to happen will be the best thing for us." So I guess that even after David admitted to having sex with other women during their separation, she is willing to stay with him... I just hope it is not for this child, that never works. They were spotted out together and they seemed very cozy so they may get back together. This again would be another blow for her single friends Jennifer Aniston, shame.

- Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash decided NOT to divorce his wife of 9 years. He filled for divorce 2 months ago but somehow now he is changing his mind. I think that this is very good since he credits his wife for helping him settle down and get rid of all of his "hardcore" habits and whatnot.

-Finally we have Mister Sheen, Charlie Sheen. He is deciding to divorce her, HE IS DIVORCING HER! After last Christmas' domestic abuse in Colorado and after his hotel drug fueled romp with a porn star less than a week ago, Sheen is calling it off with his 3rd wife. In the papers filed Monday he stated that he and his wife have been separated since Christmas 2009 and that there was a prenup involved. This is no shock or surprise to anyone at all, not even Charlie or his Wife, at the moment. He will have about 3 more wives before he dies and the last one will get everything, lucky gal.

Basically divorce is the word. I was told the a lot of people liek to break up beofre birthdays and the holidays so if you are lookign for a good time to do so, give it a go nw. I am giving this news a Digit Up because everythign is working out just well.