...Hugh Hefner

I think Hugh Hefner has gotten the last word, in a way, when it comes to him being dumped 5 days before his wedding to Crystal Harris. Harris was featured on the cover of the new Playboy magazine hitting shelves tomorrow announcing "America's Princess ... Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner." At 1st Hef said he was going to leave the cover as is, but now it seems he has had a much understood change of heart. Now the cover features a large sticker over her that says "Runaway Bride". This makes sense and I think it is a tad funny. Now that I think about it maybe this was all a ploy to sell magazines. As you may or may not know Playboy has been in a little financial trouble due to the rise of free Internet porn...15 years ago. Either way Hef is doing well, so I have been told, and that is why he is getting a Digit Up.

...Holly Madison

Today it was announced that Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris will not be getting married this weekend...or at all. Over the weekend the couple had an argument and apparently Crystal had a change of heart and moved out of the Playboy Mansion. Crystal's rep. said, "The breakup was amicable. Crystal will now be focusing on her music career and her new single 'Club Queen,' which was released today." Way to plug the song guy. Before the announcement was made public Crystal Tweeted this, "There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth...not going all the way, and not starting." Hint hint hint. I wonder if that was aimed at him or at her possibly dating Sr. Phil's son... I am sure that Holly is secretly happy about this. We all know how much she loved Hef, real or fake, and how badly she wanted to marry him, I am sure she still wants to no matter how much she pretends to have moved on from it. She was never fully into the idea of Hef marrying someone else, especially not Crystal. This is a good day for her. I think she and Hef should get back together, get engaged and start a new reality show on E! about it. Would you watch? I would, it beats a Kardashian anything any day. Digit Up to Holly.

...Hugh Hefner

Well well well... It seems like 2 previous failed marriages and lots of failed relationships with many many much younger girlfriends has not stopped this man from popping the question to his soon to be wife Crystal Harris. Hugh Hefner, age 84, is engaged to the Playmate, age 24. Of course she is marrying him for his looks and personality and all that poor people stuff. Hef Tweeted: "After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve." "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory." "Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn't mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all." I love that he Tweets and I refuse to, although he is a celebrity and I am not so it makes more sense that way. I am all for this, why not. he was just going to continue to date her until he got bored and got a new chick, or new chicks. I wonder how Holly is taking this? She did get a show, 2 shows, because of her relationship with Hef, and she did want to marry him... She was almost too desperate to marry him, Hef smelled a digger of the gold I would assume and dropped her. Now she is single in Vegas, sucks... Any who I am giving Hugh Hefner a Digit Up. I have been a fan of his for a long time. He is one of the nicest guys you will ever met and he is really smart, do not judge the book by its cover, or magazine in this case.